liesbehindalens said: Why can none of these idiots ever type a coherent, spell checked, and grammatically correct sentence? My head always hurts after reading a few posts.

Really it’s more the Christianese and nonstop Bible verses that make my eyes kind of glaze over when I read things fundies write.

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"Bible verses secretly foreshadow scientific discoveries!" is one of the funnier fundie tropes.

"Bible verses secretly foreshadow scientific discoveries!" is one of the funnier fundie tropes.

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"Here is a thing I’ve put .02 seconds into actually thinking about, let me spout off an opinion on it."

"Here is a thing I’ve put .02 seconds into actually thinking about, let me spout off an opinion on it."

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That’s no moon!

That’s no moon!

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He’s not wrong.

He’s not wrong.

survivorsuperhero:

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if you thought this sermon series couldn’t get even worse…

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Truly, fundamentalism brings out the philosopher in all of us.

Truly, fundamentalism brings out the philosopher in all of us.

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The movie in question is the Kirk Cameron documentary “Monumental.” It appears that what we have here is a fundie who has decided that Kirk Cameron is part of a conspiracy to overthrow the King James Bible and thus Christianity. Kirk fucking Cameron is not fundie enough for this fundie.We’re in too deep.

The movie in question is the Kirk Cameron documentary “Monumental.” It appears that what we have here is a fundie who has decided that Kirk Cameron is part of a conspiracy to overthrow the King James Bible and thus Christianity. Kirk fucking Cameron is not fundie enough for this fundie.

We’re in too deep.

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"This font really speaks to the evils of the New World Order," the creator of this .jpg murmured, scrolling through the font selection menu in MS Paint. "This is the typeface of the resistance."

"This font really speaks to the evils of the New World Order," the creator of this .jpg murmured, scrolling through the font selection menu in MS Paint. "This is the typeface of the resistance."

Breaking news from Creationist researchers

Breaking news from Creationist researchers

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