"Bible verses secretly foreshadow scientific discoveries!" is one of the funnier fundie tropes.
We scour the heaps of willfully ignorant, bigoted, tasteless, and otherwise unpleasant things fundamental right-wing Christians post to Facebook, in order to bring you only the best of the worst they have to say!
The movie in question is the Kirk Cameron documentary “Monumental.” It appears that what we have here is a fundie who has decided that Kirk Cameron is part of a conspiracy to overthrow the King James Bible and thus Christianity. Kirk fucking Cameron is not fundie enough for this fundie.
We’re in too deep.